||[Aug. 20th, 2004|03:51 am]
|||||Lacuna Coil - Self Deception||]|
Something occured to me the other day. Get this cool cats. Hookers offer various sexual favors in exchange for currency of the nation they're offering services in.
This has all come about after about 2 months of research on the matter and quite frankly, I'm tired of these so called harlots getting benefits that good, common, decent folk like myself can't enjoy.
I mean cripes o' matic. Did you know that these foul egg sacks get anywhere from 25-1000 dollars for a blowjob! I mean seriously folks. All I got when I gave blowjobs to my local priest was a candy bar and a switch to flagellate myself with. Now that's a day's work for a day's wage., or as my father said "If you don't pay taxes, ya don't owe shit". Sadly he was gunned down by the IRS two minutes after he spat that nugget of wisdom.
If you folks have any knowledge to impart about said subject, please feel free to do so as ANY info will help on ridding the world of this scourge.